Dancing with the Stars Fall 2013 - Results by Mark

I'm finally getting around to posting how we did in our DWTS predictions--overall, not well. Neither of us thought Bill Engvall would go very far, nor that Keyshawn Johnson would be the first to go out.

  Mark Mindy Result
Elizabeth Berkley 3 2 6
Corbin Blue 1 1 2
Brant Daugherty 6 11 7
Bill Engvall 12 12 4
Valerie Harper 10 10 10
Keyshawn Johnson 2 4 12
Chistina Milian 8 8 9
Bill Nye 7 7 11
Jack Osbourne 11 5 3
Snooki 9 9 8
Leah Remini 4 3 5
Amber Riley 5 6

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If we score 2 points for getting the position correct, and 1 point for being one off:

Mark - 7 points  WINNER!

Mindy - 5 points

The show returns in March, and we'll do it all again.

 

Technical Difficulties by Mark

We've been dealing with iTunes issues for the past week--we're hearing that people can't download our podcasts, and neither can we. So, we're going to hold off posting new episodes until this is staightened out (hopefully very soon)--we're working with Apple and our web hosting provider.

You can always check out our previous episodes and blog entries at sfpodcastnetwork.com.

We are NOT podfading!!  Talk to you soon.

 

Dancing With the Stars Fall 2013 - Our Predictions by Mark

We recently reviewed the upcoming DWTS cast and gave our predictions on how they would fare on the "From the Pop Culture Bunker" video podcast. I wanted to get this posted before the season premiere tonight. We'll cover our results and see how we did in a future episode.

  Mark Mindy
Elizabeth Berkley 3 2
Corbin Blue 1 1
Brant Daugherty 6 11
Bill Engvall 12 12
Valerie Harper 10 10
Keyshawn Johnson 2 4
Chistina Milian 8 8
Bill Nye 7 7
Jack Osbourne 11 5
Snooki 9 9
Leah Remini 4 3
Amber Riley 5 6

Star Trek DS9: More of Season Five by Mark

Death and birth in this batch of episodes...

  • Odo and Quark's relationship comes to a head in "The Ascent". Odo is taking Quark to a distant planet for a grand jury. Unfortunately, they find a bomb on the runabout, which takes out the ship's systems, forcing them to crash on a savage world. WIth the main distress beacon down, they have to go up a mountain to get a signal out. During the hike, Odo realizes Quark is a witness in the trial, not the defendant. They continue to bicker until they come to blows. Odo's leg is broken during the fight, so Quark drags him up the mountain on a litter, then must go on alone. He succeeds--to Odo's annoyance. The B-Story is all about Nog, who's back on the station for a field study. He and Jake are now roommates--and Nog is now the responsible one. It's a wacky sitcom!
  • Emissary Sisko is having bad visions in "Rapture". He somehow manages to find in a Bajoran painting the location of a legendary city after getting zapped in a holosuite. Bajor is about to be accepted into the Federation, but Sisko is missing the hoopla. He's searching for the city--and finds it! He starts to have stabbing headaches, can now read minds, and has more and more visions. His brain activity is killing him--but he won't stop. Kai Wynn helps Sisko through his visions with one of the Orbs. He warns Bajor NOT to join the Federation, then passes out. Jake gives Bashir permission to do the surgery to save him. The visions cease--Sisko is distraught--and Bajor holds off on joining. During all this, Kasidy returns after her prison sentence, and Starfleet sent over new uniforms so they matched the type used on Voyager and the later TNG movies as of this episode.
  • Kira's life is in danger due to "The Darkness and the Light". Her old Resistance buddies are getting knocked off one by one--could she be next? Kira gets a mysterious message after each death. She's torn between her duty to Bajor and her role as pregnant mother (remember, she's carrying Keiko's baby), finally charging off to track down the killer. He turns out to be a Cardassian physically scarred during a Resistance attack--and Kira has no remorse about it. There's a whole "Silence of the Lambs" thing going on. We do get a rare transporter accident with grisly results, as well as some new backstory for Kira. There's also a minor B-story with the bickering Klingon/Trill couple.
  • It's baby time in "The Begotten". KIra's going into labor, while Odo gets a baby Changeling from Quark (huh?). Bajoran birthing ceremonies are as weird as their other religious events--it involves playing musical instruments to generate a regular rhythm for the baby. Her story ends up being comic relief for the Changeling story. Odo has a long monologue with the "baby"--basically a pile of goo--and becomes quite attached. Odo's old "professor" Dr. Mora (he originally studied Odo) gets involved--to Odo's dismay. There's a great sequence where Odo shows the "baby" various simple shapes to try out. They bicker and play mind games with each other, but team up in the end. Unfortunately, the Changeling baby doesn't survive--but it transfers it's essence to Odo--he's a Changeling again!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (and all the Trek series) is available on Netflix.

Star Trek DS9: Season Five Continues by Mark

In this batch of episodes, the fan favorite for the whole series...

  • We start with a Keiko and Miles episode--"The Assignment". She's back from Bajor--and she's been possessed by a evil non corporeal entity! Haven't we seen this MANY TIMES before on Trek? She forces Miles to do her bidding--and not tell anyone what they are doing--or Keiko dies. He has to keep the charade going during his own birthday party, making it even more difficult. Dax discovers the changes to the systems, forcing Miles to implicate Engineer Rom, who was just trying to help. Rom, the idiot savant, figures out the changes to the station will fire a beam that kills the wormhole Prophets. Of course, Miles figures out how to shoot Keiko with it instead--and promotes Rom for his help.
  • We move on to the classic episode, "Trials and Tribble-ations". You know--the one where they go back in time and save James T. Kirk from a Klingon agent bent on revenge, done as a tribute for Trek's 30th anniversary? The amazing visual effects--dropping the DS9 cast into existing footage from "The Trouble with Tribbles" and interacting with the TOS cast--is similar to the footage in Forrest Gump.  This wasn't green screen work--they actually rebuilt sections of the original set! In-jokes abound.
    • The "temporal investigators" are reminiscent of Mulder and Scully from The X-Files
    • Kirk's seventeen "temporal violations"
    • The different look of the Klingons, which Worf refuses to discuss
    • Bashir: "I'm a doctor, not a historian"
    • Bringing tribbles back to the 24th century to repopulate the species, just as Kirk did the same with humpback whales
    • The original Arne Darvin, Charlie Brill, reprising his role
  • It's a hassle to rewind a show on Netflix, but in this case, it was worth it to watch some scenes twice. One question--Dax has to hide her Trill "spots" before going over to NCC-1701, but she states she "met" McCoy as a previous symbiote. So why hide the spots? Maybe the Trill weren't in the Federation yet, and so couldn't be in Starfleet? In any case--if you haven't seen the episode (or seen it lately), stop reading this and do it now.
  • Dax and Worf are having issues in "Let He Who Is Without Sin…". Jadzia talks Worf into going to Risa (the pleasure planet), Worf refuses to get into the spirit of RIsa--he won't change out of his Starfleet uniform. Vanessa Williams (early in her acting career) guest stars as old of Dax's old lovers. Throughout the episode, Worf and Dax bicker over how each is respecting their relationship. Unfortunately, a fundamentalist group wants to shut down Risa and return to traditional values. They prove their point with a fake attack, then set off a rainstorm (Risa is normally weather-controlled)--and Worf is helping them?  His argument with Dax comes to a head, and Worf performs a monologue about losing control as a child and killing another. The fundamentalists move onto an earthquake, so Worf and Dax have to shut them down. Bashir, Dabo girl Leeta, and Quark have a B-story about ending relationships.
  • Sisko, Dax, Odo, and Garak relive Terek Nor's "Things Past". They find themselves back in the Cardassian days of the station, and everyone sees them as Bajoran. But are they really there? Their bodies are found on the runabout--alive but unresponsive. Back on Terek Nor, Odo seems to be having visions. Dax is taken by Dukat as a possible concubine, while the other three are working in Quark's. Odo recognizes their Bajoran names--they were implicated in an assassination scheme (although they were innocent), and who were killed as an example. Yikes! Kurtwood Smith guests as Terek Nor's security officer (the one before Odo had the job). Turns out the whole thing is in Odo's mind, fueled by guilt about his initial response to the event, with the others' minds dragged in through technobabble and telepathy.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (and all the Trek series) is available on Netflix.

Star Trek DS9: Moving onto Season Five by Mark

The fifth season of the show begins with...

  • …the conclusion of the Klingon/Changeling cliffhanger, "Apocolypse Rising". The war has begun, so Sisko is sent on a secret mission to expose Gowron/Barney Google as a Changeling. He uses Dukat's stolen Klingon ship (from last season), while Bashir makes up Sisko, O'Brien, and Odo as Klingons (of course Worf joins them). Odo isn't dealing with his change to "solid" status well--he wants to retreat from life, but Sisko won't have it. The team sneaks into a Klingon warrior ceremony--it's like WWE in SPAACE. They've got some technobabble that can destabilize Changelings, but are caught before they can set it off. In the end, Gowron's lieutenant Martok turns out to be the Changeling, and all the Klingon warriors take him out--just like that, the war is over. It seems rushed at the end, which makes sense, because it originally was to be a two-parter.
  • A crashed Jem'Hadar warship becomes quite the prize in "The Ship". It's found on a world in the Gamma Quadrant, and both our heroes and Dominion forces want it. The interior ship scenes reminds me of the Alien movies. There's a new character, Engineer Muniz, whom we are clearly supposed to emphasize with, and who obviously is injured in a battle. There's also a new Dominion member Kilana, who jumps from threatening to apologetic to romantic. They learn the bad guys want something on the ship, not the ship itself. There is dialogue throughout that would be more at home in a WW2 movie. At least Muniz gets a dramatic monologue before his death scene. The prize on the ship? A dying Changeling hiding as a bulkhead of the ship. The wrecked ship is towed back to the station.
  • It's back to wackiness in the episode "Looking for Par'Mach in All the Wrong Places". Quark's ex-wife Grilka is back, and Worf is interested in her--uh-oh! He doesn't have a chance, though, since his Klingon house is dishonored. Quark wants to rekindle the romance, but doesn't know  how to woo her. Worf becomes Cyrano (with Dax's assistance), prepping Quark for his big "date". Of course, since Klingons are involved, it ends up in a duel to the death--wah-wahhh. Only Dax's technobabble saves his bacon. She also finally gets through Worf's thick skull about her feelings for him--they are now officially a couple. Meanwhile, Miles and Kira are fighting over the baby--he's being a bit too overprotective, and Kira resents it. Then they seem to become intimate--it becomes rather inappropriate. Keiko doesn't seem to have a problem with it--hmmm…
  • Here's a combo we haven't seen before--Jake and Bashir in "…Nor the Battle to the Strong". Jake has a paper to write, so why not put him in danger? Well, that wasn't the plan, but a Klingon attack on an outpost forces the issue. While the doctor handles the wounded, Jake is introduced to the horrors of war. Mindy called it "Star Trek: MASH". During a trip back to the runabout, Jake panics and runs away--ending up next to a mortally wounded Federation soldier who then dies in front of him. We get a lot of internal monologues from Jake throughout the episode--he believes himself a coward. The Klingons invade the compound, and by chance becomes the "hero" through wild phaser rifle fire. Jake writes his story, and all is inexplicably well at the end.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (and all the Trek series) is available on Netflix.

Star Trek DS9: Wrapping Up Season Four by Mark

Four down, three to go…

  • Kasidy Yates (Sisko's squeeze) is smuggling "For the Cause"--that being The Maquis. We get several discussions on terrorism and some scenes in "the Badlands" (as referenced on Voyager, which was also on the air by that time). Sisko is torn between his duty and his girlfriend. In the end, Sisko follows her to the Badlands to catch her. Meanwhile, Federation security officer Eddington takes over the staton and swipes some replicators--he's a Maquis! It was all a scam to catch Sisko flat-footed, and it worked. Sisko also has the unhappy duty to send Kasidy to prison. Meanwhile, Garak starts to woo Gul Dukat's daughter--remember her? Kira's not happy about it. Finally, we get another goofy "future sport" involving handball and force fields.
  • The Dominion and the Federation teaming up? Rogue Jem'Hadar attack the station, which means there's a fight "To the Death". Dominion member Weyoun (Jeffrey Combs) is introduced in this episode--we'll be seeing a lot of him. He quite the politician and wheeler-dealer. Turns out the rogue bad guys found an Ikonian gateway (a super-transported introduced in TNG), so they have to be stopped. There's a scene that looks a lot like Star Wars "Death Star exhaust port" sequence. The combined team wins the day, but the Jem'Hadar will be back…
  • It's Bashir to the rescue in "The Quickening". Dax joins him on an alien world where a pandemic has been going on for 200 years, caused by the Dominion. Their civilization has regressed--a "hospital" is the place where you go to die peacefully, with a "doctor" to make death painless. They have lost hope and worship death--Bashir manages to turn the tide of hope. Unfortunately, the "EM field" from their tech just hastens the disease, and the local "doctor" steps in to "take care" of them. Regardless, Bashir decides to stay and fight the virus without tech. In the end, he's able to stop the virus in the next generation--just inoculate the pregnant women. It's cold comfort to Bashir.
  • Quark's gonna die?? No suck luck in "Body Parts". He's incorrectly diagnosed, so he thinks he has an incurable disease. It's time to sell off his remains in advance of his death--it becomes complicated very quickly, and ends up like "It's a Wonderful Life". I know the Ferengis were brought on as a commentary on our current rampant commercialism, but they became comedy relief very quickly. Meanwhile, a shuttle mission goes wrong, leaving Keiko's baby in jeopardy. Bashir is forced to transfer the baby to Kira! I guess they can do that with Starfleet tech. It also allowed the show to handle Nana Visitor's actual pregnancy (with Alexander Siddig). Keiko and Miles have a big problem with this, which is surprising--we use surrogate mothers today. Why would this be an issue in the 24th century--considering the alternative was for their baby to die?
  • An Odo episode finishes up the season--"Broken Link". He's got a virus causing him to lose his shape, forcing him to return to the Founders world in order to save his life. He has to be moved to the Defiant for the trip, and he insists on walking under his own power. Bashir didn't want to use a transporter, but they didn't have a cart or wheelchair handy? There's also the Klingons to worry about--they are ready to go to war. It turns out the Founders infected Odo with the virus so he would return home--and be judged for his crime (he killed another Changeling in an earlier episode). Due to his sense of justice, he agrees and returns to the "Great Link". The judgment? They make him a "solid" humanoid--albeit with the same make-up as before. Odo will have a lot of adjusting to do. Meanwhile, the Klingons decide to declare war--and Odo realizes that Klingon Chancellor Gowron (aka Barney Google) is a Changeling! Tune in next season… 

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (and all the Trek series) is available on Netflix.

Star Trek DS9: Season Four Rolls On by Mark

Back to our favorite dysfunctional sci-fi family…

  • Worf screws up the ""Rules of Engagement", and ends up in a Klingon trial for murder. It's "DS9 Law". We get testimony via flashbacks--with characters directly talking to the camera when replying to the attorney (shades of House of Cards), which is very unnerving. Sisko is, of course, the defense attorney, and a Klingon plays prosecutor. Avery Brooks over-enunciates at a Shatnerian level. At one point, Worf's son Alexander is mentioned--oh, yeah, whatever happened to him? In the end, Odo comes up with evidence that the Klingons were setting Worf up.
  • O'Brien does some "Hard TIme"--or does he? Apparently, 20 years have gone by--he looks like the "IT'S" guy from Monty Python--but it's all in his mind. Alien correction technology makes you think time has passed when it hasn't. Colm Meaney really gets a chance to shine in the episode. He tells everyone he was in solitary conferment over the virtual 20 years, but that's not really the case. He had a cellmate--who Miles killed (in his mind, of course). He wants to kill himself to save the rest of the station--but Bashir talks him off the ledge.
  • It's back to the "mirror" universe--but now it's a "Shattered Mirror". Mirror-Jennifer Sisko shows up and spirits Jake back to the other universe--all in order to get Sisko help them fix their Defiant. The cast plays their dopplegangers with gusto--and since he joined the cast, Worf gets in on the fun as the "Regent". Mirror-Kira is now a prisoner of the rebels (albeit with perfect makeup)--she does every villain move but twirl a mustache--and shoots shoots Mirror-Jennifer at one point. There's a whole "Han Solo" moment when Mirror-Bashir comes in to save the Miirror-Defiant in battle. In the end, Sisko sees his wife die--again.
  • Lwaxana Troi is back--and she's got a Betazed bun in the oven--in "The Muse". No, Odo's not the father! Daddy is from a race where they keep the sexes separate until they are adults--and the child is a boy. She's come to Odo for help. There's a great moment when Odo asks if she would like to take a walk--Worf, stuck in a conversation, says "I would". Odo's solution involves a fake wedding--and he gives a heartfelt speech about her at the ceremony. This is Majel Barrett Roddnberry's final Trek onscreen appearance, although she would continue doing the compute voice of the computer for another decade before her death in 2008. Meanwhile, there's a weird story about an older alien woman and Jake--she seems VERY interested in Jake's writing. At one point, Jake writes on paper--how in the galaxy does he know cursive? People barely know it today. The older woman? She's a soul vampire who sucks the life out of young creative people--yes, really. Sisko saves his son in the nick of time. I think either story could have stood up on their own.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (and all the Trek series) is available on Netflix.

 

Star Trek DS9: Even More of Season Four by Mark

Making progress…

  • Gul Dukat is back for his "Return to Grace". He and his half-Bajoran daughter have been banished to escort duty, and now he's escorting Kira to a conference. Before she leaves, there's a wacky scene involving inoculations and nausea. The routine mission becomes an emergency after a Klingon attack. Kira and Dukat become unlikely allies and resistance fighters against the Klingons. There's a lot of banter throughout--why is every male in the quadrant in love with Kira? Improbably, Kira and Dukat--on their own--board and take over a Klingon warship, while beaming the bad guys to the smaller damaged ship. Unfortunately, the Cardassians have decided on a diplomatic solution--so Dukat decides to go rogue with his stolen ship. HIs daughter isn't ready for that kind of life, so she returns to DS9 with Kira.
  • Ugh! Get ready for more monologues on honor and duty for the "Sons of Mogh". There's also some flirtation between Worf and Dax--is this sci-fi or soap opera? Worf's brother Kurn then arrives--their family has been kicked off the High Council since Worf sided with the Federation. So, Kurn wants to commit ceremonial suicide (with Worf's help). They are partly successful before Odo and Dax intercede. There's a subplot regarding Klingon cloaked mines, forcing Worg and Mogh on their own secret mission. In the end, it's clear that Kurn will not live with dishonor, so Worf takes the extraordinary step of having Kurn's memories wiped--wow!
  • Is it Norma Rae or Rom? Frustrated with Quark's management policies, he decides to form a union in "Bar Association". This seems to be a wafer-thin concept to base an episode on, but with some "day in the life" B-stories, they manage to eke it out. The Bajorans are holding a one month cleanse, Bashir and O'Brien are off on another holodeck adventure, Worf is tired of all the chaos on the station, Rom has an earache… Sisko seems to have become a "bad cop" for the station with little else to do--was Avery Brooks working on other projects at the time? In the end, Rom quits the bar and gets an engineering job, while Worf moves his quarters to the Defiant. The latter reminded me of Greg Brady moving his bedroom to the attic...
  • Who's the real Emissary? In "Accession", an ancient Bajoran poet (Richard Libertini) arrives to take over the job. According to Memory Alpha, the producers had to fight the studio to do another Emissary show--viewers had problems with religious-based episodes, apparently. Sisko seems quite happy about getting out of the religious icon position. Unfortunately, Bajor had a strict caste system back int he poet's time, and he wants to return to that culture. Kira's family was in an artist's caste--and she proves she's no artist. In the end, both Emissaries go ask the wormhole what to do. A quick vision later, and Sisko's back in the Emissary business. Also, Keiko (remember her?) returns after a year on Bajor--and she's pregnant. Fortunately, it's quickly established that it is Miles' baby.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (and all the Trek series) is available on Netflix.

 

Star Trek DS9: More of Season Four by Mark

Continuing to trudge through the fourth season…

  • Shades of TNG! It's holo-wackiness when the doctor becomes "Our Man Bashir". We do learn that breaking into someone else's holosuite is illegal--since when? Anyway, the whole episode is a Bond parody, all the way down to women's names with sexual innuendo (Mona Luvsitt?) Coupled with the holosuite problems is a transporter accident that puts the senior crew's images into Bashir's fantasy. Nana Visitor does her best Natasha Fatale impression (you know, "moose and squirrel"?), and Sisko makes quite the Bond villain as "Dr. Noah". Overall, it's a goofy episode.
  • Things get a bit more serious in a two-parter starting with "Homefront". A Changeling terrorist attack on Earth turns Starfleet paranoid enough to declare martial law (keep in mind this episode aired years prior to 9/11). They also put Sisko in charge of Starfleet security--adding blood screenings and phaser sweeps. Odo helps out despite a natural hesitancy from the Ferderation. A number of subplots were added as "episode helper" in order to make it a two-parter, including one with Sisko's father (Brock Peters, also played a Starfleet admiral in two Trek movies).  The first part ends with the Changelings disrupting Earth's power grid, and martial law going into effect.
  • "Paradise Lost" continues the story with Starfleet's "Red Squad" (an elite group of cadets) who fall under Sisko's suspicion. It turns out they were responsible for the power outage, and that Starfleet Command put them up to it. Admiral Leyton (Robert Foxworth) plans to overthrow the government in order to "protect Earth", so Sisko has to find evidence to take them down. Colm Meaney gets a juicy cameo as a Changeling to irritate and scare Sisko. After various machinations on both sides, a lot of speechifying, and a ship battle, the good guys win the day.
  • Kira, Odo, and a Bajoran minister are in a triangle--although Kira doesn't know it--in "Crossfire". The whole "Odo's unrequited love" storyline is annoying--either tell her or forget it! Even Quark has Odo figured out--he's in the "friend zone". At one point, Worf and Odo compare notes on how to establish order on the station and in their lives--they are more alike than they thought. Odo's shapeshifting power seems to have improved--he somehow stops a falling elevator by becoming a metal brace. The whole episode has a vibe a la "The Bodyguard".

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (and all the Trek series) is available on Netflix.

 

Script: Impossible by Mark

As I previously mentioned, I'm catching up on old TV shows this summer via MeTV. One of those shows is Mission: Impossible, and I had a question about a specific episode.

  • The concept--a shadowy government organization sends orders to agent Jim Phelps (Peter Graves) via a small tape recorder, which "self-destructs in 10 seconds" via a lot of smoke. He's always reminded that, if he or any of his team is captured or killed, the "secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions". The missions usually involve tricking a foreign leader or breaking into a foreign facility.
  • Jim then hand picks a team for the mission. Fortunately in terms of the show's budget, he almost always picks the same people--Barney the engineer (Greg Morris), Willy the muscle (Peter Lupus), Rollin the actor (Martin Landau) and Cinnamon the girl (Barbara Bain). After Laudau and Bain left the show (later to co-star on Space:1999), Paris (Leonard Nimoy, fresh from Star Trek) and various guest actresses stepped in.
  • The missions involve technical gadgets, putting on a performance, split second timing, and generally stupid foreign leaders. They never mentioned actual countries--it was always generic Eastern Europeans and South Americans.
  • The scripts were normally very clever--they wrapped up the plot (and the bad guys) in a neat bow by the end of each episode. That brings me to my question:
    • In the episode "The Numbers Game" (aired in October of 1969), the mission was to trick an exiled dictator into giving up a hidden fortune by making him think a nuclear war was underway.
    • The "Impossible Missions" team breaks into his bunker, gets him down there, convinces him of the war, and that they can get him the medicine he needs to live in exchange for his fortune.
    • At the end of episode, the other bad guys come down in the elevator (the dictator thinks they are dead), so what does the team do? They jam the elevator to trap them, and then--just walk off camera and toward the tunnel they made. The bad guys--one of which still has a gun--just stare at them as they leave.
    • The bad guys are trapped--unless the just follow our heroes off camera. Instead, they just stand they slack-jawed. It's as if the writer got to the last page and said--"screw it".
    • The question--how did such a sloppy ending get made on what was an otherwise intelligent show?

That's just my thoughts--I may have more M:I entries as I work through the rest of the series.

It's a Family Affair by Mark

During the summer, I take the time normally spent watching new shows and catch up on old programming--which digital channel MeTV makes it very easy to do.  I've been DVRing Family Affair (weekdays at 7a eastern) and bingeing on groups of episodes as they pile up. My thoughts overall--

  • First off, the show can be summed up as TREACLE! I sometimes feel like I need an insulin shot after watching.
  • The concept--swinging bachelor/world trotting engineer Bill Davis (Brian Keith) finds himself with 3 kids after his his brother and sister-in-law are killed in an accident. Teenager Cissy (Kathy Garver) and twin kids Buffy (Anissa Jones) and Jody (Johnny Whitaker) live with "Unca Bill" in his NYC penthouse, along with "gentlemen's gentlemen" Mr. French (Sebastian Cabot), who takes care of the kids when Bill is off on an engineering job (which is often).
  • Why is Bill gone so often? Because Brian Keith had a contract where he would only film his part two months a year, so he could do other projects. This is similar to the deal made with Fred MacMurray on My Three Sons--also produced by Don Fedderson. The rest of the cast shot their scenes around him.
  • The actors playing the kids are terrible at their jobs. The twins have virtually no expressions when they speak, and Cissy is little better--when Kathy Garver smiles, her face looks like a baby. That matches the mental age of all three kids--dense as rocks.
  • The saving grace is Sebastian Cabot as French. How Bill found and hired him is only hinted at (at least so far in my viewing), but thank goodness he did. HIs storylines are far more interesting than the others, and he runs rings around the others in terms of acting. The show really suffers when he leaves from time to time for either health reasons or other work. It's a shame this show basically pigeonholed him for the rest of the his life.
  • When French does leave in the first season, his brother (also called Mr. French, and played by John Williams) drops in. It's a lazy plot device and a way to avoid altering scripts.
  • Bill has a long line of beautiful dates traipsing through the penthouse, although usually limited to single episodes. He's too busy taking care of the kids, or off on a job.
  • Almost all episodes involve a misunderstanding, usually from the kids. If somebody just spoke up, there wouldn't be a series.
  • Once in a while, the treacle is broken up with gruesome details--French's first girlfriend was lost in the London Blitz, Bill's buddy in the Korean War was killed just a few feet from him--that kind of thing. It's rather jarring when it happens.
  • The show's budget was rather limited. While the penthouse set is sweet, other scenes look ridiculous--"exterior" shots are clearly in a studio, with astroturf standing in for grass.
  • Anissa Jones was apparently forced by the producers to look like she was 6 years old throughout the series, to the point of taping down her breasts as she matured in any public appearances. No wonder she ended up as she did...
  • Buffy's doll "Mrs. Beasley" was so popular, Mattel sold the doll for years.
  • Family Affair drinking game--take a drink when:
    • Unca Bill says "see" at the end of a line, as if he's Edward G. Robinson
    • When the kids say "whatever that is" in reference to a long word mentioned by an adult
    • When Mrs. Beasley appears (not just mentioned)
    • Cissy looks confused
    • Mr. French mentions "Winnie the Pooh" or "gentlemen's gentlemen"
    • Unca Bill has a new girlfriend
    • You see astroturf in an "outside" scene
  • Believe it or not, the show was nominated for 8 Emmys, and a Golden Globe (it never won).
  • Things did not go well for the cast post-cancellaton. Jones committed suicide in 1976, and Cabot died of a stroke a year later. In 1997, after the death of his daughter to cancer, Keith also committed suicide.
  • The CW tried a remake of the show with Tim Curry as French--it did not last long.

Overall, I would recommend this show when you're doing chores around the house or working on a project. It doesn't take a lot of concentration to keep up with it.

 

Star Trek DS9: Season Four Continues by Mark

Moving on…

  • Dax has to deal with one of her past hosts (again) in "Rejoined". In this case, it's another Trill that used to be Dax's wife. Unfortunately, there's a a Trill taboo about their later hosts getting back together--it's a whole "don't ask, don't tell" thing. There's a also the point that they are both now female--after they throw technobabble and sweet nothings at each other, it results in one of television's first same-sex kisses. This is what Trek does best--cloak current issues in sci-fi trappings. Meanwhile, I've noticed that Worf isn't getting a lot to do on the show--he had a bigger part on TNG.
  • The Defiant is attacked by the Jem'Hadar in "Starship Down". They are forced to go into the atmosphere of a planet, which means plenty of CGI. It basically becomes a submarine drama. At one point, Dax and Kira move to another station on the bridge--since the stations are just touch displays on glass, why not just reconfigure the one you're in front of?  In a later attack, the bridge is cut off from the rest of the ship, and so engineering (O'Brien) thinks they are dead. I'm not so sure I would assume that. The episode provides a number of character moments, as they say what could be their last words.
  • Ugh--another Quark episode! He and the other Ferengis become "Little Green Men" after they end up on 1947 Earth. Darn that time travel! We get to hear Ferengi language minus the universal translator--it's all gibberish to the "Earthlings". It's the same for the Ferengis. Quark, of course, sees it as a great chance to make a fortune. There's a lot of social commentary throughout the episode--nuclear weapons, the danger of cigarettes, and what's allowed under "national security". There's a cute reference to "Hangar 18"--where aliens supposedly are stored. The US Army General is played by Charles Napier--who also played one of the "space hippies" in the TOS episode "The Way to Eden".
  • Worf finally gets something to do in "The Sword of Kahless". Get ready for endless discussions about honor and Klingon history! John Colicos drops by as ex-Commander Kor--his fourth Trek appearance over three series (TOS, The Animated Series, and DS9). He gets Worf and Dax to follow him on a quest for the famed weapon. Colicos provides a Shatner-level show of scenery chewing throughout. There's a whole "Indiana Jones" thing going on as they figure out traps and fight off bad guys. It then turns into "Treasure of the Sierra Madre" with each of them fighting for the Bat'leth, which apparently has the ability to influence minds (?!?). In the end, they beam it into space.

 

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (and all the Trek series) is available on Netflix.

Man of Steel Post-Game by Mark

…and I'm back from the movie. Without getting too spoilery--

  • This is a DARK movie. I was concerned about this months ago (as was the rest of the internet) when the trailers came out, and we were right to worry. The producers will need to lighten things up next time (they've already announced the sequel).
  • Henry Cavill, when he's given a chance to do so, is as good as Reeve in his prime. Unfortunately, the script doesn't give him many opportunities to shine.
  • Amy Adams handles Lois very well, although she's not given much to do.
  • At one point in the movie, Zack Snyder was apparently kicked out of the director's chair and Michael Bay slipped in. Geez, how long does a fight scene with massive destruction need to run? I felt like I could have left to get a sandwich during the fight, returned, and missed nothing in terms of plot line.
  • Did the editor leave as well?  This would have been a better film with 20-30 minutes chopped out.
  • I heard there were a number of "easter eggs", although I only picked out a LexCorp truck and a Wayne Industries satellite (using the logo from The Dark Knight . I didn’t notice Carrie Farris as a military officer or that a bar was called "Ace O' Clubs". Actor Aaron Smolinski, who played another army officer, played baby Clark in Superman I and a boy at a photo booth in Superman III.

Overall, I liked the movie, but it was darker than I would like and a bit too long. Now that the continuity is established (again), let's hope the sequel does better.

Man of Steel Pre-Game by Mark

Finally going to see Man of Steel later today. I got out the Blu-Rays to watch a few scenes from the previous movies in order to get psyched up for it (I'm now worried that I've made a huge mistake).

Watched a few scenes from Superman I:

  • Brando as Jor-El is simply over the top
  • The special effects may have been groundbreaking in 1978, but they have not aged well
  • Reeve is still the best Superman AND Clark--he has this twinkle in his eyes throughout the movie as if to say to the audience "do you believe I get to do this?"
  • The best scene is the "you've got me-who's got you?" helicopter sequence. Would you get away with a stereotypical pimp in a movie today?
  • There's far more swearing in this movie than I remember

Then I switched to Superman Returns:

  • Singer worships the Richard Donner films so much--he crams so many references in that they are distracting
  • I'm sorry, but Routh and Bosworth are simply too young, especially since we're supposed to believe this happened years after Superman I and II. This girl who looks 21 at most is a Pulitzer Prize winner?
  • The best scene--and the best of all the films so far--is the "space plane" sequence. I have to say I tear up every time I see the plane saved and Superman takes the applause from the crowd.  If the rest of the movie had been 10% as good as that, I wouldn't bother going to the movie today.

I'll do another blog post-movie. I've shied away from spoilers, but the reviews are less than promising.

Star Trek DS9: Starting Season Four by Mark

After a bit of a break, we're back to Deep Space Nine...

  •  …and we start with the two-parter, "The Way of the Warrior". They sped up the opening theme--it was a big slow--and added more CGI. It's Klingon "Fleet Week" at the station, and Sisko needs some help--from a certain Starfleet Klingon looking for work. Worf (Michael Dorn) ioins the series with this episode, and much of the action surrounds him. The Klingon Empire attacks Cardassia, using an insurrection there and the previous Dominion war as an excuse--and breaks off diplomatic relations with the Federation. It's more honor and duty hoopla, and Barney Google aka Gowron (Robert O'Reilly) drops by. There's a big battle with the Defiant, Cardassians, and the Klingons--and it seems the station got yet another set of weapons upgrades. There's even hand to hand combat on the station--looks like Call of Duty--I don't think Gene Roddenberry would have approved. In the end, the Klingons and the Federation are essentially at war.
  • After all the action (and expense) of the last episode, we go to a character story--"The Visitor"--starring Benjamin and Jake. The elder Sisko gets pulled out of technobabble phase, and Jake lives the rest of his life without him with rare exceptions when Ben drops in and out of his life, each time only for a few minutes. The older Jake (Tony Todd), now dying, is visited by a young writer who wants to know why he stopped writing. We get an alternate future where a) DS9 is handed off to the Klingons; b) Jake moves to Earth and marries a Bajoran girl; c) she leaves him due to his obsession to find Ben; and d) Captain Nog (?!?!) and the crew (with lots of old-age makeup) return with the Defiant to save Ben. More technobabble and a suicide later, this history is erased, Ben is saved, and all is back to normal. It's widely considered to be one of the finest episodes of DS9--not sure if I would agree, it seems a bit maudlin.
  • Bashir gets a chance to shine in "Hippocratic Oath". He and O'Brien are captured by a Jem'Hadar group, and our doctor ends up running drug rehab for them. There's a whole "Bridge over the River Kwai" vibe to it--Bashir is torn between his job to heal and his orders to fight the Dominion, while O'Brien has no interest in helping them. There's also a B-story with Worf falling into old Security Chief habits, which means he butts heads with Odo.
  • We get two views of Love, Federation Style in "Indiscretion". Kira and Gul Dukat look for survivors of a prisoner ship--he's there to find and apparently kill his daughter, who the result of a tryst with a Bajoran. There's a lot of dialogue between them--looks like they needed to save more money on the show. There's an obscure race--the Breen--who appear to have the same outfit as Princess Leia while she was rescuing Han. Meanwhile, Sisko is getting cold feet as Kasidy Yates pushes him to move their relationship forward. Mindy noted that it was lucky that the only two African-Americans in the Federation found each other.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (and all the Trek series) is available on Netflix.

More Arrested Development by Mark

Let's cover the remaining new episodes of Arrested Development--

  • Now this is more like it! The first six Netflix episodes were rather depressing, but then Gob Bluth arrived! Why is Will Arnett not a movie star? He shines as the disgraced magician (sorry--illusionist). We also get--STEVE HOLT! Plus an Entourage parody and the return of "Forget-me-now".
  • It seems as though the disparate storylines are coming together as we move through the episodes, especially the "Cinco de Quattro" scene.
  • I really didn't see the changes to Lindsay coming--going from a life of squatting to running for Congress. Seems like the "Teflon" nature of the characters is kicking in.
  • Then again, Tobias' lot in life drops throughout the run. He gets opportunities to change things for the better, but then awkwardly screws it ip.
  • We got a commentary on modern reality shows when Lucille becomes the leader of "The Real Asian Prison Housewives of the Orange County White Collar Prison System" (TRAPHOTOCWCPS). Jessica Walter really gets a chance to shine here.
  • Things get weird (and on AD, that's saying something) when Gob and Tony Wonder (Ben Stiller) alternately take revenge and fall in love, with the help of face masks of each other.
  • Maeby becomes the cement of the series--her episode ties together and resolves multiple storylines. We also learn how George Michael becomes George Maharis, who then brings us "FaceBlock", the world's first anti-social/anti-piracy/wood block app.
  • We finally get around to Buster Bluth in the next to last episode. Back in the army, he becomes the first injured drone jockey, before finding Love--Congressman Herbert Love's wife. We actually get a moment of pathos in the middle of the insanity.
  • The season's run ends with George Michael nee Maharis, and a confrontation with his father. I have to say I was nonplussed by the ending--many points were not resolved, and the tacked on arrest of Buster for the murder of Lucille II was just a way to say "see you in season five". I wouldn't consider that to be a certainty.

Overall, I would recommend the new season of the show--just be sure to keep your expectations grounded (which the Internet clearly did NOT do).

Arrested Development is available on Netflix.

Arrested Development? by Mark

Before we were burned too many times by FOX TV to invest time in any new show, Mindy and I adored Arrested Development. We cheered the Bluth family, and did our best to evangelize the show before it was buried by the network (in a two hour block against a Winter Olympics opening ceremony, no less). Despite various rumors, I never thought it would come back before Netflix made the big announcement--new episodes, to premiere simultaneously!

We spent the last few days bingeing on our AD DVD's in order to fully catch up (6-8 episodes a day) before digging into the new Netflix episodes. In retrospect, that might have been a mistake--the original episodes are far better. I suppose you can't go home again. So far, we've made it through 6 of the 15 new episodes, and it's not promising.

  • First off, I keep getting the same feeling I have when watching "Star Trek: The Motion Picture"--the characters are only supposed to be 18 months older, but 10 actual years had elapsed since the original series. The Bluths have the same problem--it's hard to see them in a scene that supposedly occurs on the same day as the final episode.
  • Speaking of looks, Portia de Rossi swears she had no plastic surgery, but it's hard to reconcile that with Lindsey's face on the new shows. Perhaps it's a joke--that she's made up to look like Lindsey had botched surgery in the interim? 
  • While there are some flashes of brilliance (Cinco de Quatro, C.W. Swappigan's barter restaurant, Kristen Wiig and Seth Rogen as young Lucille and George), the whole thing doesn't hold together.  Creator Mitch Hurwitz mentioned in an interview that, at one point, he wanted to do a a kind of "hyperlinked" show, where you could watch it in whatever order you wanted, and the final product still has that sense. It's disjointed.
  • While the show was always mean and featured some unlikeable characters, there's a much darker take here. Michael, in particular, at least tried to do the right thing before, but that's no longer the case. What he puts George Michael through is painful to watch.
  • In the earlier shows, the characters seemed to have a "Teflon" quality--terrible things happened (mostly self-inflicted), but things turned out OK in the end. Now, the cast has gone to what Community would call "the darkest timeline".
  • They are really packing in the stunt casting, aren't they? I'm sure everyone wanted in Hollywood wanted a role, but we're spending more time IMDBing some guy in the background--"isn't he from…?"--than watching the main action.
  • Ron Howard (until now just an unseen narrator) got most of an episode to himself playing a studio mogul.  That wore thin fairly quickly--Opie was never a great actor.
  • However, I can't get enough of young Barry Zuckerkorn--played by Henry Winkler's son Max.
  • Most obscure reference so far--the cheap Fantastic Four movie from the 1990's (it actually happened, although Roger Corman produced it, not Ron Howard).

Hopefully, the remaining episodes will turn things around.  Arrested Development is available on Netflix.  

Star Trek: Nemesis by Mark

It's time for the last TNG movie--

  • First, I do want to note this is the only Trek movie we haven't already seen.  Mindy and I looked at the previews and reviews, based on how bad Insurrection was, and made the call to skip it.
  • The movie starts with a wedding--Riker and Troi's. They are both about to move onto a new ship, but this is quickly forgotten in the plot.
  • It's always surprising to me how long people stand around  in movies when they clearly are watching a bomb about to go off--in this case, the Romulan Senate.
  • Captain (now Admiral) Janeway makes an appearance in the movie, which came out after Voyager was over.
  • There was a four year break between this and the previous movie, almost as long as the break afterward, after which the Abrams reboot premiered.
  • Spiner got a writing credit for this movie, which explains why Data has such a large role--both as Data and "B-4".
  • When the other android is found, Picard decides to put him back together--oh, that's a great idea!  No one even mentioned "Lore" during all this. He is quickly forgotten, and as always, that's a big mistake.
  • We do get SPACE dune-buggies though. Do they make any sense? Of course not. How does Picard drive one off a cliff and into a shuttle to escape bad guys, who also illogically also have space buggies? No idea.
  • We finally meet the other half of the Romulan Empire--the Remans--never mentioned before in Trek. Gee, I wonder if they're bad guys? Maybe the fact that they look like Skeletor is a clue.
  • So Picard has a clone named Shinzon, and he's also the Romulan Praetor? Ohh-kay. He;s played by Tom Hardy, who also Bane in The Dark Knight Rises. He doesn't really look like Stewart at all--just bald.
  • Wow, this movie is talky! Picard and Shinzon talk history and philosophy for several minutes.
  • So, we get a rape scene--it least a mental rape--with Troi as the victim. Was that really necessary? Well, it apparently allows her to find a cloaked ship Ouija board-style later.
  • Picard drives a Reman shuttle through ship hallways in order to escape--really?!?
  • There's a reference to a "USS Archer"--clearly meant to tie this into the Enterprise series. You know, the one with Captain Archer who helped to create the Federation, and who was never mentioned until that series began?
  • And now it's the pointless personal duel between Riker and the Reman--"you mind-raped my wife!"
  • After a ship battle, another Enterprise is ruined. At least Picard didn't get to use the "auto-destruct" gambit.
  • How does Geordi know exactly how "the weapon" on the Reman ship works?
  • It's a space-bird! It's a space-plane!  No--it's SUPER DATA!! Unfortunately, he has to sacrifice himself to save the others. Fortunately, there's a spare…
  • So was our decision to skip this movie when it first came out correct? Absolutely.

Well, that's it for Trek movies for a while--back to DS9 next time. If you can stomach it, Star Trek: Nemesis is available on Hulu Amazon, and Netflix.

Star Trek: Insurrection by Mark

Moving onto the third of the four TNG movies--

  • The whole movie is about immortality and what some races will do to get it--including atrocities against their own race.
  • Yet more uniform variants--this time, it's dress uniforms that look like we just got on the Love Boat
  • There's innumerable references to DS9 in the beginning of the movie. It helps to explain how Worf joins them on the mission.
  • Data's gone nuts! Of course, in the grand tradition of TNG literary references, Picard stops him with GIlbert and Sullivan.
  • With Frakes in the director's chair, he's written in a love story with Troi. We even get a bubble bath scene (ewww!)
  • There's a boatload of action in this movie--phaser shootouts, shuttle dogfights, and an exciting exodus of a village. We're supposed to believe Patrick Stewart as action hero?? He even has a love interest, and he and his compatriots go "rogue" to follow his beliefs.
  • There's some goofy bits with Data as always--at one point, he becomes a "floatation device" in a lake
  • Apparently, Spiner wanted to make this his last movie--he felt he was getting too old for the role. It looks like money changed that.
  • Oh, it's the old "hide in the nebula bit" from TWOK!  Riker sounds like John Wayne during a battle--"we're through running (pilgrim)!" He even gets a "manual override" on the bridge in the form of a joystick that somehow controls the whole ship?!?!
  • As always, any Federation personnel not on the Enterprise are evil and/or incompetent. In this case, an Admiral gone amuck ends up being taken out by the bad guys.
  • It's always convenient when alien races use Earth's system of time measurement…
  • The bad guys are duped by the oldest trick in the book--drop them into a holodeck, and let them think they won.
  • Again with the ridiculously complicated macguffin that has to be destroyed!!  

We'll move onto the final TNG movie next time. Star Trek: Insurrection is available on Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon.