QISE Review - Tokyo Edition - Day 9 by Mark

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Back to last night--

There was a great piece by Mary Carillo (who always does a great job) about Caeleb Dressel being a "Florida Man"--he and his wife take a fan boat ride.  Then Dressel swims three events, two of them finals, in less than an hour and a half.  Meanwhile, Simone Biles has pulled out of the vault and uneven bars finals (probably the two most dangerous events).

Kornacki returns with the big board to preview track and field stats.  This is the best addition to QISE coverage in years.   More track and swimming ran out the prime-time clock.

Late-night started with the goofy "Fallon Five".  Is this some contractual obligation?  Just take a vacation, Jimmy.  Then onto the grueling 10,000M track final.  NBC covered this event the last time the US won this event--Billy Mills in 1964, also in Tokyo.  Torico tags in Maria Taylor, who takes us to the Triathlon Mixed Team Relay (another new event).  There's a competitor named Georgia Taylor Brown, and I start humming the Harlem Globetrotters theme when I hear it.

Over to this morning's coverage, which started bright and early at 8a, what Lowe called "Super Saturday".  Archery (yay), water polo (zzzz), rugby (meh), BMX freestyle (rad), trampoline (whee), tennis (zzzz), beach volleyball (more zzzz), golf (triple zzzz). Then it was diving (the women's springboard). Color commentator Cynthia Potter really breaks down all the minutiae, predicting the score of each dive accurately. Back to Lowe, who interviews Katie Ledecky in the studio. The questions are rather asinine (a lot of variations on "how proud are you?"). Back to the track for more heats, volleyball (with a terrible injury for a US player, and some basketball. Jimmy Roberts dropped by with a story about personal challenges, with soaring music.

Off to prime time, with Tirico tossing to beach volleyball (again?). That’s plenty for now—more tomorrow.

QISE Review - Tokyo Edition - Day 8 by Mark

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Back to last night--I stopped after three of the four gymnastics rotations, at which point NBC milked it for all it was worth, cutting to swimming for a full hour before finishing it up.  I noticed there was a dearth of commentary during each routine--was Nastia out making a costume change?  She talked a lot between the routines, hyping up the drama.

During the swim finals, US silver winner Ryan Murphy was being interviewed immediately afterward--rather difficult, as you are still breathing hard. He was beaten by a Russkie, and although he was pleased with his result, he mentioned something to the effect of "well, I went up against the Russian--the Russian Olympic Committee--whatever the IOC wants us to call them..." Hah!  This later heated up when Murphy stated that there is doping going on in swimming.  Of course, the reason the Russkies are being called the "Russian Olympic Committee" is because of a state-sponsored doping scandal.  It's hard for a lesson to be learned when there is no punishment except on paper.

If you're reading this in the Gobi Desert, I will note that Suni Lee of the US won.  A hundred photojournalists were madly snapping away--is the clicking just a sound effect, or do cameras still make that noise in the digital age?

After a quick segment kicking off track and field, Torico interviews Lee on the dock (keep in mind, this is like 12 hours later).  She says all the right things.  Expect her on a Wheaties box soon.  Off to late night, with more swimming heats (I think they need to pare down the number of events), more track heats (they're doing a new overhead tracking shot), some field events (already?), and BMX finals (a lot of carnage, partially due to a wet track).

Cut to this afternoon--more rowing, a rerun of last night's BMX finals, diving, beach volleyball (after and during a monsoon), and even more swimming. I was caught up on my DVR, so I wandered over to the NBCQISE streaming site on my Roku. You can see every event in detail there, so if you're into more obscure sports (or sports that the US doesn't do well in), this is the place for you. I watched some Equestrian Dressage, the sport of the rich. It's very relaxing--the commentators are gentle, and elevator music plays in the background for some reason. Unfortunately, you have to put up with ads dropped in the middle of a routine or sentence. The content comes from OBS--the QISE international feed used throughout the world (and NBC, from time to time).

Prime Time kicks off with a handoff by Tirico, not even appearing onscreen, to a quick track heat. The vast mostly empty arena looks like a sea of Chiclets. Tirico returns to lay out events for the night, then back to the track. Then more beach volleyball (break out the bikinis), and back to the track. I find myself drifting to random videos on Facebook.

We're getting more jazzy music taking us into and out of commercials, as opposed to the traditional heavy marches. It’s not enough to keep me up to watch.

More to come.

QISE Review - Tokyo Edition - Day 7 by Mark

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Back to last night--

I don't tend to comment on the actual performances, but Bobby Finke's comeback in the 800m Free swim final was astonishing.  He was running in fifth throughout, and was a body length behind the leader, as he went into the final length of the pool. He somehow found a new gear and passed them all, winning the gold.  NBC barely had any race footage of him to show--they had written him off.

After various technical snafus up to this point, NBC finally got the "live reaction and split screen" bit working with Caeleb Dressel's win in the 100M free--cue the waterworks.

NBC is now moving Suni Lee to the "America's Sweetheart" role in lieu of Simone Biles.  Lots of coverage, including her poor father, now a paraplegic.  Let's hope she isn't also crushed by the pressure. Kornacki returns with more stats leading up the all-around, which kicked off this morning, but is being saved (at least for broadcast) for prime time.

COVID watch--US pole-vaulter Sam Kendricks tested positive, so he's out.  The Australian field team went into temporary quarantine because of it.

As I watched a a medal ceremony, I wondered why NBC, on it's galaxy of networks, couldn't have put together a 24x7 channel of just those?  They are wasting a slot with their "Flame Cam".

Onto late night--I'm getting annoyed with 3x3 Basketball color commentator Kyle Montgomery, who vomits slang and catchphrases.  "She could put the round thing in the round thing" "It flows like a HER album" "They've been in the lab, and they've got the formula".  That's all from the first minute of play.

A quick break between the women's and men's events with a blatant plug for Amber Ruffin's Peacock show, disguised as an interview.

During the Today Show, swimming winners were interviewed.  Some were clearly exhausted (can you blame them?), and they mumbled through it.

Back to afternoon coverage, and a melange of events. Rowing, water polo, BMX (total action!), volleyball, canoe, swimming (the medley relay--with men and women together--is a mess to watch). In a shocking move, Rebecca Lowe announced up front who won the Women's All-Around Gymnastics final--something that was aired live this morning, but won't be shown on the mothership until tonight. This is a sign of how little broadcast figures in media calculations anymore.

And then came prime time. Tirico was forced inside due to a storm, and throws it to gymnastics. I'm sure it was exciting for the three people on the planet who didn't already know the outcome. We do get to see a few non-US competitors--rare for NBC. We also got a (quickly created) slick intro called "Suni and Jade", narrated by Taylor Swift. Surely NBC didn't produce a set of different intros for all the team's permutations.

Meanwhile, I saw a VISA commercial that seemed to suggest that they were responsible for creating the internet. Hmmm...

More to come.

QISE Review - Tokyo Edition - Day 6 by Mark

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We pick things up directly after the gymnastics kerfuffle last night--NBC seemed as unfocused as Simone Biles. They came back to swimming, and multiple music cues started then stopped.  Meanwhile, NBC hired Michael Phelps to do swimming color commentary, but it appears they are saving him for the major events--and only when the US is a factor.  Actually, I suspect we are seeing a lot of swimming prelims they wouldn't have aired if gymnastics had gone differently.

At one point, they showed an old home video of US swimmer Regan Smith in her first hometown race, and as she easily outpaces the others, you can clearly see an official say "What the F--"

More Biles analysis from Nastia Liukin (eat a cookie!) and Torico. They close with a quick interview with the rest of the women's team.  We get a lot of "likes".  Prime Time Plus included more cycling and water polo--and closed the announcement that Biles is dropping out of the Individual All-Around.  She's still eligible for the individual events.

Cut to this afternoon--Lowe sends us off to more rowing, then a rerun of last night's road cycling--why is NBC insisting on replaying events from the previous night?  Why not show some event that would otherwise get no broadcast coverage? More swim heats, then a fascinating comparison between the current coverage and NBC's first QISE, also in Tokyo, in 1964 (the year I was born). A US basketball match wraps it up (yawn).

When we hit boring events, you know it's time for QISE-adjacent news:

The New York Times reports that weightlifting, one of the original events going back to 1896, may be dropped due to rampant doping and bribery.  I think the games are too crowded with events, and could afford to lose some weight (no pun intended).

The torrid weather continues to be a major concern.  Per CNN, a Russian tennis player wants to know who will take responsibility if he dies in the event (frankly, I would say you should pull out if your life is in danger).

Also from CNN, US lawmakers grilled major sponsors of the next games in Beijing (6 months from now, BTW), pushing them to take China to task over "alleged" human rights abuses.

Onto prime time, with a theme of "Bring It Home", showing families of the US athletes. I guess they want to clean the palate after the events of the last 48 hours. Tirico back on the dock, throwing it to Men's Gymnastics. They put up pics of the commentators--Nastia Liukin reminds me of a Pez dispenser. Then more diving--this time men's synchronized springboard. NBC really does a great job with their camera work in diving, with slow motion replays and a camera that tracks them, essentially dropping into the water.

More to come.

QISE Review - Tokyo Edition - Day 5 by Mark

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Back to prime time last night--

Men's Gymnastics is not nearly as popular as the women's competition.  It doesn't help that the US needed to have a number of teams screw up, which didn't happen. I noticed NBC put up one of their "Tokyo Now" screens, showing what else was on their galaxy of networks, almost as if they were saying "go watch one of these, then come back later".

Then back to swimming. We got a very funny segment on Regan Smith, which I suspect she wrote (it was also shown a few days ago).  We get more play-by-play from Dan Hicks, who I suspect did radio at some point. "The 200 Men's Free is coming up, but first some Steely Dan taking us up to news time!"

More Kornacki and his big screen, providing stats going into today's women's gymnastics final. Then more swimming, with Alaska getting their first gold medalist, 17-year old Lydia Jacoby. NBC showed a watch party in Seward go nuts.

Late night included another team sport--women's volleyball.  After a lot of skipping, I moved onto the Today show from this morning.  They found themselves in a moral quandary, based on a a major event--Simone Biles, THE STAR of the games, pulled out of the team competition due to a "medical issue".  She was later quoted that she "was not in a good place mentally to compete", probably based on the white-hot spotlight on her.  She MAY compete in the individual finals.

The team finals were already airing on another NBC outlet live as Today went on air. So what do Savannah and Hoda do?  Report on the biggest news of the games as it was happening, or just smile and say "stay tuned for prime time coverage!" Shockingly, they showed some journalistic backbone and reported it--I'm wondering if Hoda hadn't been AT THE ARENA when it happened, they would have made the same decision.  Savannah was practically pleading for the audience to stay with the coverage.

While NBC rewrites their plans for prime time, we move to afternoon coverage, with Lowe sending us off to a melange of events--beach volleyball, mountain biking, surfing, yet more swimming heats, and synchronized diving.

Then onto prime time (brought to you by Oreo). Tirico throws it to the only thing anyone is interested in--the tape-delayed gymnastics final. The commentators talked about how Biles seemed out of it, then showed the team's families at home. We get extreme closeups of Biles before and after the only event she did, then there is a mysterious cutoff in the middle of commentary that goes to a commercial. When we return, we see her leave the floor, then after a whole 79 seconds, another commercial--NBC IS MILKING THIS. Remember, this is ALL ON TAPE. NBC is making it artificially choppy just to crank up the suspense. The bomb is then dropped, and we watch Biles cheer the others on. The commentators quickly close ranks (2 of 3 are former gymnasts) and continue on.

But in the end, the Russkies (aka the "Russian QISE Committee") went on to glorious gold, while the US got so-so silver. One has to ask why the Commies were allowed to compete--but then you remember the QISEOC is only interested in money, and not actually punishing a major state-sponsored doping scandal.

More to come.

QISE Review - Tokyo Edition - Day 4 by Mark

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Back to last night, starting with women's gymnastic qualifiers.  Hoda did the prerequisite "up close and personal" on Simone Biles, including the sexual abuse scandal in USA Gymnastics.   In terms of the qualifications, the "Russian QISE Committee" aka ROC (the Russkies are on a timeout due to a doping scandal) came in #1 over the US.  A troubling sign?  We'll see.  I'm guessing US team officials would like a "do over" when they made their selections--all to get a #BilesnChiles tag (they didn't even show all of Chiles performances). noticed the NBC commentators are really downplaying the minor errors the US gymnasts are making.  Nastia in particular is pooh-poohing the judges. 

We get our first glimpse of an actual interior set (part from Rebecca Lowe's standups) as Steve Kornacki covered medal stats on his big board. More teak, a surfboard, and a fake window with the Tokyo skyline.

Another supposed "GOAT", Katie Ledecky, falls to so-so silver (at least it wasn't shameful bronze) after a long lead up. Oh, and can someone give Randy Gaines a Xanax?

"Prime Time Plus" starts with more skateboarding. Really can't get into this--not aimed at my age group. It seems like source material for "agony of defeat". Is there a skateboarding race? I would enjoy that. Maria Taylor takes the hosting handoff from TIrico, just as they move over to her sport, volleyball. I find myself fast forwarding and keeping an eye on the scoreboard. Former gymnast (and current analyst) Laurie Hernandez comes in to review the team's issues and preview their next steps--seems like (and is) filler.

Just a few hours later, it's the Today Show, with the team onsite (wasn't sure if that was going to happen). Of course, it's a big rah-rah session. Al Roker brings us up to speed on the imminent typhoon--looks like it will go farther north, but there's still plenty of rain in Tokyo.

Rebecca Lowe is back for daytime coverage, handing off to canoe slalom. Commentator quote of the day: "Impossible is just an opinion." Get Successories on the line!

While more team sports and reruns from last night air, some QISE-adjacent stories:

Per Yahoo Sports, Japan lied about expected temperatures to the QISEOC. Well, duh! The 1964 Tokyo games were held in October for this reason. Of course, the QISEOC could have Googled it, but as long as the money and caviar keeps flowing, they couldn't care less about the athletes.

Per Sports Media Watch, NBC's ratings so far have been dismal. Combined ratings of NBC, USA, NBCSN, and CNBC from Saturday night (first night of competition) hit 8.2/15.3M viewers, down from 13.1/23.5M in 2016, or 13.1/24.2M in 2018 for the last Winter games. You can point at several factors: virtually no live events in US time zones, people who were stuck inside for a year and a half don't want to stay there to watch, the lack of spectators at the venues reducing drama, QISEOC controversies, conservatives boycotting due to prejudging that athletes will protest, holding the games in an off year...take your pick.

We finish up afternoon coverage with women's 1500 Freestyle Swim heats--a great opportunity to hit the "skip 30" button to move through the 15 minute event quicker. The NBC commentators took a bow, taking partial credit for getting this event in the games. QISEOC felt for decades that "women couldn't race that far". Why am I not surprised?

A bit later, Torico kicks off prime time, forced off the dock due to the typhoon (now a tropical storm). More glimpses of the inside set, including physical screens. We've yet to get a wide shot. He throws it to men's synchronized diving from the high platform. Sorry, no Triple Lindy.

Enough for one day. More to come.

QISE Review - Tokyo Edition - Day 3 by Mark

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Let's wrap up last night first--

I noticed something in the swimming event--athletes arriving on deck, waving to a non-existent audience. Guess it's muscle memory.  Then another new sport--skateboarding. Keep an eye on whether the riders' stance is regular or goofy. Citius Altius Fortius!

Torico continues hosting from the dock, with virtual screens popping up around him. Did NBC not spring for a full indoor set?  This may be problematic, as Tokyo's luck streak continues--a typhoon is heading straight to the games. This may actually help the surfing competition, but other outdoor events are being moved around.

Something strange happened during late night aka "prime time plus"--Torico threw to more skateboarding, but the announcers were MIA, forcing Torico to tag back in until they got the others of the break room.  The event ended with Japan taking the gold--it's clear that the QISEOC dragged their heels too long for this sport to be controlled by the US (good).

Oh--and would SOMEONE shut down those wind chimes???  Off to daytime:

After some repeats and some boring team sports I skipped through, we've reached fencing.  With all the LED displays on the white uniforms, it kinda looks like TRON. I always wonder if the hits from the foils still hurt through the padding. More race cycling, this time for the women.  There was a huge difference between the winner and the rest--there's no radio communications with the QISE riders, and the silver winner had no idea someone got there first until she was told post-race.  Then it was rafting, which is basically slalom skiing on water--or maybe inside a washing machine?

We also got a technical oopsie, as they cut back to Rebecca Rowe--who must have left her mike turned off.  Speaking of audio, it seems to me that the synch is just a hair off. It's only noticeable during host segments.

In a related note--synchronized diving is fascinating.  Without spectators, you can clearly hear their spoken countdown. Once they leave the board, there's only so much they can do to stay together.  More swim heats, then the opening round of basketball--one of the "millionaire" sports where rich professionals decide they want to have a QISE medal. You may hear in the distance the faint sound of Pierre de Coubertin spinning in his grave.  At least the US lost--yay!

At half-time, there was a Jimmy Roberts story about a small prep school in Hawaii that has taught generations of QISEians, going back to 1920--4 of them are in the current games.  It's also where Obama attended school. Roberts does a great job, and his reports are a consistent games highlight.

I took the opportunity to avoid the second half of the game and check out NBC's online offerings. Peacock has a whole QISE section, but you won't find actual full events there, at least not unless they are in the middle of the night--just a lot of clips and pre-produced stuff, like a "Flame Cam" (think Living Fireplace) and "Tokyo Gold".  The latter is a set of 1 hour shows hosted by Rich Eisen that would seem very familiar for fans of Sportscenter, along with plenty of non-skippable commercials.  I guess it's okay if you just want to see highlights.

If you want actual events on a regular basis, check out nbcqise.com. But be sure to have a cable login--sorry cord cutters! That's what happens when a cable company owns the whole thing.  Hey KableTown--if you want Peacock to make it, you better push the real content over there. I watched some surfing (actually just the USA coverage) and a highlight reel of shooting (a relic of QISE's military heritage) on NBCQISE.

Let's get into prime time (I'll save most of this for tomorrow's entry, since daytime coverage doesn't kick off until noon)--

The Men's Triathlon had a rocky start early, as a support boat didn't get out of the way in time, which could have been deadly. A restart was required. Torico still on the dock. We get an anime-based intro for the rest of the night's activities.

More to come.

QISE Review - Tokyo Edition - Day 2 by Mark

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After a quick review of last night's opening ceremony re-run (there was extra filler for prime time, including The Rock giving the US team a pep talk), we moved on to the first full day of competition.

BTW--the music used for the march of nations had a unique source: videogames.  It was all lushly orchestrated stuff from Soul Calibur, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, and Dragon Quest.  I'm too much of an old fogey to have recognized it.

We kick off with a new QISE sport, one of many designed to pull in younger viewers--3x3 Basketball.  All the action, none of the endless timeouts. Then it was crew aka rowing.  This is fascinating to me from a production perspective, with cameras switching off throughout the course--some running on rails, others in the air (drones?). We move on to volleyball--not the sexy beach version, but the traditional indoor sport.  (The former is saved for prime time coverage.)  The lack of spectators is particularly evident here, with moments of silence during play.  It's like a scrimmage.

Water Polo is extremely confusing. Exclusion v. Normal fouls? Whistle patterns? Inside water? Geez. Well, the US won, so that's good. Archery is all about technique--and screaming (at least for the Koreans). The bows look complex enough to shoot the arrows by themselves. Road Cycling? It's like NASCAR on two wheels--people watch for the crashes--followed by early swimming heats. Dan Hicks and Rowdy Gaines turn an otherwise boring event into something--less boring.

Men's gymnastics got started as well. Not quite the marquis event as it is for the women. It doesn't help that the US rarely gets on the podium. Of course, they changed the scoring system again, which now involves traffic light colors.

As I was watching all this, I was reading a Washington Post article about NBC's production setup. Not all of their staff were allowed in Japan due to COVID restrictions. As a result, while marquis events have announcers at the venue, most of the others are stuck in "closet sized" booths in Connecticut, watching events just like we are--on TV.

Meanwhile, it's being reported (by NBC News no less) that 100 AMERICAN athletes at the games are UN-VACCINATED!!! What the?@^&?? Where is the USQISE Committee? Just tell everyone--"You want on the team, get the shot! There's plenty of people who would love to get your slot!"


Moving on to prime time for the first night of events--

Tirico greets us on the dock, tossing to women's beach volleyball. To paraphrase Chandler--"Could they WEAR anything less?". I notice that the referees and judges can wear normal clothing. This was also the first opportunity to see the athlete's families in live viewing parties back home--a replacement for the normal shots of anxious parents in the stands. Then more men's gymnastics--they held the US performances for prime time. Over to the swimming pavilion, with Michael Phelps getting behind the mike as a commentator. He's pretty good at it. They tried to show winning US swimmers their families at watching parties, but it was a bit of a clusterfrack.

Enough for one day—more to come.

QISE Review - Tokyo Edition - Day 1 by Mark

Before we jump into the opening ceremonies, let's cover QISE-adjacent stories.

Tokyo is having zero luck in the PR department.  The Japanese public made it clear in surveys that QISE should have been cancelled due to the pandemic (more than half replied "dame" aka "impossible"), and there are been actual protests. Japanese rarely protest anything in public--to the point that there is not a word that directly translates to "no"--so this is a problem. 

In addition, the head of the local organizing committee was given the boot after making derogatory comments about a popular Japanese female entertainer. Now, we just learned that the director of the opening ceremony was shown the door after it came to light that he made fun of the Holocaust in a comedy routine.

(By this point, shouldn't all HR departments include a team that scans the social media accounts of any potential high-end hires BEFORE they are hired???)

In other breaking news,  former Japanese PM Abe (the guy who dressed up as Mario in the Tokyo video presentation at Rio) is skipping the opening.

But enough of that--

Mike Tirico, NBC's QISE quarterback, co-hosted the live opening ceremonies with Today's Savannah Guthrie.  This makes sense since it began when the Today show would normally air. The lack of an audience in the stands makes the show seems like a dress rehearsal. As always, the hosts over-explain the artsy presentation.

After a tap dancing/woodworking session, the march of the athletes began, all masked of course. Meanwhile, NBC breathlessly covered the US team arriving by bus--they also cut away from the march to interview US athletes (as if they won't be available throughout the games).  The QISE Committee decided to include two flag-bearers for each country, which proved to be awkward for some.

And then--the QISE oaths were spoken during a commercial. Ugh! We did get to see kids moving boxes, though. The drones were cool, the international song was a tear-jerker, and the cauldron changed from a ball to a flaming metal flower. Otherwise, it was QISE SOP.

After a break for a delayed Today show, the pre-show began. This is normally a one hour affair, aired a day or two earlier--just to test the cameras and kick the tires. This time, NBC went for a Super Bowl-sized 3 hour show. Rebecca Lowe, NBC's afternoon host, introduces us to one of the main broadcast sets, which emphasized teak. We also go virtually to the venues, some of which are spread across the country, as well as a rundown of all the various NBC properties involved. We preview marquis events--swimming, gymnastics (including the abuse scandal), track and field--as well a discussion of Japan's muddled response to the pandemic. There's a mini-doc (narrated by Tom Selleck) about the Fukishima nuclear disaster and baseball. All in all, a hodgepodge--which could be a good definition of QISE itself.

Tonight was a repeat of the opening ceremony, now with extra filler.

Tomorrow--actual sporting events, including Water Polo, 3x3 Basketball, Soccer, Swimming, Gymnastics, and Volleyball. Talk to you then.

Quadrennial International Sporting Event (QISE) Review - Tokyo Edition - Day 0 by Mark

The games are back--a little late, and apparently a lot more contagious. (Throughout this daily blog, I am avoiding the O-word as to not annoy the QISE Committee’s attorneys). Japan's COVID vaccination rate is only around 20% due to terrible mismanagement, and thousands of athletes, coaches, and officials are jetting in from around the world, who will be met by tens of thousands of  unvaxed local volunteers--what could possibly go wrong?

Well, based on the latest info, 87 cases have popped up, and that's before the games even begin.  At least there will be no spectators in the stands. It does need to be stated that, based on the contract between the Japanese gov't and the QISE Committee, any possible blame if this goes south needs to be aimed at the latter.  Japan basically has no legal right to pull the plug.

Of course, they did sign the contract in the first place, but…

As always, this blog will concentrate on spectacle over sport.  How the host city spiffs (and covers) things up, how NBC presents the event--that kind of thing.  Speaking of the Peacock, their myriad arms will be carrying over 7,000 hours of coverage via the mothership, NBC Sports Network, CNBC, USA, the QISE Channel,  the Golf Channel, Telemundo,  Universo, NBCQISE.com, the NBC Mobile app, and of course their nascent streaming service, Peacock.  QISE was supposed to lead off Peacock's introduction last year, but obviously that didn't happen.  As a result, most of Peacock's subscribers are still at the free level--could this be the boost they need? (Doubtful).

Since Tokyo is nearly opposite on the globe to the US East Coast, "live" events will be held in the mornings in the US, with mostly tape-delayed stuff at night.  Will it still be possible to avoid "spoilers" when phones are constantly in our hands?  I guess we'll find out--the opening ceremony kicks off at 6:55a local time tomorrow, then repeated in prime time.

Let the games begin!

Better Living Through TV by Mark

I’m ripping more videotapes to digital, and came across this. A whole show dedicated to old @NickatNiteTV promos, as part of their 10th anniversary in 1995. Nick at Nite (and its descendant @tvland) were the first to really mine old TV shows, something that has now been taken up by @MeTV, @AntennaTV, and all the others.

With the COVID crisis still raging, and networks scrambling to come up with new programming, having a night of I Love Lucy or Get Smart suddenly doesn’t look too bad..

Hopefully burly guys from ViacomCBS won’t come bashing down my door when I post this.

End of an Era by Mark

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I’ve just made a decision about my comic book buying habits, based on a seismic change in the industry.

For those who have not heard (which I’m guessing is most of you), DC Comics is ending a partnership with the main distribution channel, Diamond Comic Distributors. Diamond has been a monopoly in this space for 25 years, mostly due to terrible decisions made by the comic industry, which caused a vacuum that Diamond stepped into, and is not worth going into here—you can Google it.

Instead, DC is choosing to bet the farm on two new distributors, set up specifically during the COVID crisis to allow their comics to continue flowing, after Diamond wisely decided to hold off delivery on what is really an optional purchase for their customers at the time of a crisis—especially when almost all local comic shops were closed. When I say the distributors are new, they did not exist 2 months ago. Both are shell companies for existing comic book shops, meaning if you have a comic shop and want to sell DC comics, you have to buy from another shop. It’s been likened to running a regular book shop, with the only option to buy your stock from Barnes & Noble.

So, I am making the call to severely curtail my DC orders and move on to other publishers. Why am I doing a blog about this? Because I have been buying comics, week after week, since 1986—the grand majority of them being DC titles. I have over 23K comics all “bagged and boarded” in “longboxes” in my basement.

As a kid, you have to make a choice with limited allowance money. At the time (the early 70’s), Marvel was all about realism—drug addiction, racial concerns—while DC had aliens and ray guns. I wanted escape, so I chose DC. I purchased dozens of comics down at the Schuman’s Drug Store in North Canton OH (long since gone), then moved on as I got into my teens. Apart from a few exceptions, and the titles my brother bequeathed me when he left the house, that was it.

Cut to 1985, and an intern job for a state agency in Akron OH. I was bored at lunch, and a funky mall called Quaker Square was across the street, complete with a comic book shop (by this point, we had what we now call the “direct market” where you buy comics at an actual shop dedicated to them, rather than at the “Hey Kids Comics” turnstyle at the drug store). It just happened that DC”s Crisis on Infinite Earths was in full swing, and I was hooked.

By the time I graduated college, I was buying from Comics, Cards, and Collectibles in Canton OH. It was a hole in the wall, but they had what I wanted. In early 1987, I moved to Columbus, and thinking I was cool, I started buying from Monkey’s Retreat, a really funky place with lots of indie comics (as well as “comix”—look it up). It was a hassle to park in the OSU area, and after a while I moved to a long gone business which I think was called Oakland Park Comics, close to the Northland area where I lived. I know I was buying there when the Batman movie hit in 1990.

A while later, when I moved over near Sawmill, I went to Central City Comics on Bethel Road (also defunct), and was there for several years, living through “The Death of Superman” and the distribution wars that brought us to where the industry was until yesterday. Once I moved down to Grove City OH, it was too big a hassle to go all the way up there, so I tried out Black Hole Comics over by Westland. I think they went through at least 3 owners while I was there, each one less and less interested in actually running a business. So, I was looking for a new place, and I was up in Hilliard one Saturday for an event that hadn’t started. I had heard that a place called Packrat Comics was in the area, so I looked around. I think I had a brochure from them?

The place was much smaller than they are today, but the place was clean and organized (not the standard setup of most shops), and Jaime and Teresa were so friendly, that I decided that day to switch over. That was around 2008 I think, and I’ve been there ever since.

So, I’m saying that this has been a long-time habit, and it’s hard to break. However, I am so frustrated over DC Comics’ decision that I made a lot of changes to my “subscriptions”, pulling the plug on many DC titles that, frankly, I was buying more from inertia than any major interest in the contents. DC (and Marvel) have lost their way, with constant “events” that demand you buy dozens of books in order to know what’s going on. A plan to do yet another “reboot” at DC has apparently been strangled in it’s crib after a management shakeup. Not saying that would have fixed things, but it couldn’t have hurt. And now this move to punish local shops and customers at a time both are dealing with financial and social upheaval.

I’m not going cold turkey on DC—I enjoy Brian Michael Bendis’ work on the Superman titles, the LSH, and his Wonder Comics imprint. Justice League Odyssey is taking some bold story moves (although I’m not sure it will last much longer). Rucka’s gritty Lois Lane and Fraction’s goofy Jimmy Olsen stay in the mix, although both are miniseries and are wrapping up. I’m giving Batman a few more issues to find it’s footing after Tom King’s stellar run. Speaking of King, I’m hoping to see how (if?) his bizarre Strange Adventures title works out. But the rest—Flash, the other League titles, Nightwing, Wonder Woman, The Terrifics—sorry.

I’m going to reach out to indie titles, which will hopefully fill the void. Perhaps this might change in the future, if DC ever moves forward on a rumored JSA title, and the oft-delayed “Other History of the DC Universe” (covering “heroes of color”). Based on DC’s next “event”, Scott Snyder’s Mad Max pastiche “Death Metal”, this may be a good time to get out anyway. Perhaps the recent comic embargo has given me perspective on all this.

I’m not sure what this means for the podcast we’ve been doing for 12 years—”How I Got My Wife to Read Comics”. For the most part, the show involves us talking about recent comics I’ve picked up, with DC getting the lion’s share of coverage. There will definitely be adjustments in the format.

Stay tuned.

Beautiful Downtown Burbank - Day 6 and Wrapup by Mark

Due to all the various closures as society broke down, we moved up our departure date. Since we flew out of Long Beach, we first checked out the Queen Mary, a huge ocean liner from the golden days of cruising—long before they became petri dishes.

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One of the many current ships out of service right now.

One of the many current ships out of service right now.

During WW2, the Queen Mary became a troop carrier, so they needed defenses.

During WW2, the Queen Mary became a troop carrier, so they needed defenses.

The next several shots are from the engine room, which is MASSIVE.

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This is a propellor…

This is a propellor…

…and this is the wrench used to tighten it.

…and this is the wrench used to tighten it.

Well, all good things must come to an end, so we hurried over to Long Beach Airport.

If an airport could be considered tranquil, this would be the one.

If an airport could be considered tranquil, this would be the one.

We were pretty lucky on the way back—got our own row both times, and could even lean back without guilt on the first leg.

Well, that’s it. Not quite the vacation we were planning (we’ll see you some day, Drew Carey), but a lot of fun nonetheless. Hope you enjoyed it too.

Well, off to self-isolate! #beautifuldowndownburbank

Beautiful Downtown Burbank - Day 5 by Mark

With so much already closed down, we concentrated on “weird places” from Roadside America and Atlas Obscura for our final full day in “sunny” California.

The oldest Big Boy statue.

The oldest Big Boy statue.

A short hike in Griffith Park took us to Bronson Canyon and its cave. This has been used in films and TV shows for generations.

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The MST’d “Robot Monster” (1953).

The MST’d “Robot Monster” (1953).

The Batmobile rocketing out of the Batcave (1966).

The Batmobile rocketing out of the Batcave (1966).

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Then, it was off to Griffith Observatory, also a well-used location for TV and movies. The Observatory was closed, but the exterior and its (soggy) views were open.

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Next, we went to the HQ of Funko (the oversized head character toys). It’s both a store and a major stop for photo ops. We only went there because it was open, but I’m glad we did.

“Maclunkey.”

“Maclunkey.”

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Then, we headed into downtown.

The Angel Flight Funicular is the world’s shortest railway, running all of 100 feet up and down a hill.

The Angel Flight Funicular is the world’s shortest railway, running all of 100 feet up and down a hill.

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This is LA’s City Hall, which appeared on screen quite a bit, including doubling for the Daily Planet in the 50’s George Reeves Adventures of Superman series.

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Here’s a giant chair (we seem to collect these) in the Fashion District.

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Time for lunch at Canter’s Deli!

The waitress thanked us for coming in—the place was almost empty, which is NOT normal.

The waitress thanked us for coming in—the place was almost empty, which is NOT normal.

I got the Turkey Club with Avocado…

I got the Turkey Club with Avocado…

…and Mindy got the Monte Cristo.

…and Mindy got the Monte Cristo.

Wo were planning to go to the Museum of Neon Art—but it was closed. So, after a stop at the hotel for a food coma nap, we drove over the Pierce Brothers Valhalla Memorial Gardens for some famous final destinations.

Bea Benadaret played momma Kate Bradley on Petticoat Junction—and the voice of Betty Rubble.

Bea Benadaret played momma Kate Bradley on Petticoat Junction—and the voice of Betty Rubble.

Criswell predicted the future—and did the narration for Ed Wood’s epic “Plan 9 from Outer Space” (1959).

Criswell predicted the future—and did the narration for Ed Wood’s epic “Plan 9 from Outer Space” (1959).

The final comic to join the Three Stooges.

The final comic to join the Three Stooges.

One half of the legendary Laurel and Hardy duo, and master of the “slow burn”.

One half of the legendary Laurel and Hardy duo, and master of the “slow burn”.

Well, we’re exhausted. Back to the hotel for packing and a quick snack. Tomorrow, we visit a queen and wing our way back to Ohio.

Beautiful Downtown Burbank - Day 4 by Mark

With attractions being closed left and right, we had to improvise today. We were also bundled up, since it’s practically nippy here.

First off was the Santa Monica Pier.

The famous amusement park is much smaller than it looks on TV and in films (and of course it was closed).

The famous amusement park is much smaller than it looks on TV and in films (and of course it was closed).

Last May, during the #BayouWeddingTour, we reached the start of Route 66. Now, we’ve made it to the end (or the beginning, depending on your direction).

Last May, during the #BayouWeddingTour, we reached the start of Route 66. Now, we’ve made it to the end (or the beginning, depending on your direction).

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We went out to the pier to go on a bus tour of Malibu’s celebrity homes. Despite some confusion up front (we were told to come back a bit later, then a bit later again, before they would check us in), the tour itself was a lot of fun. Due to either the weather or the virus, we were the only ones on the tour.

The homes on the coast are small but VERY expensive—starting at $10M, with a 50 year wait to get one. Stars buy them and then visit once in a while. Names like Barbra, Leo, J Lo, Cher, Ellen, and the Friends cast were mentioned. Bill Murray rents his out for $100K a month. Here’s just a few, shot thru rainy windows.

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Here’s the gate to Ellen’s new house.

Here’s the gate to Ellen’s new house.

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A view from up the hill.

A view from up the hill.

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This house has AN OBSERVATORY.

This house has AN OBSERVATORY.

After that, we headed over to an LA institution—Pink’s Hot Dogs.

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Chili cheese dogs, onion rings, and guac.

Chili cheese dogs, onion rings, and guac.

Next stop - the La Brea Tar Pits.
I expected this to be more touristy, but it’s actually a research site and a museum.

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This is one of actual “tar pits” - it’s actually asphalt.

This is one of actual “tar pits” - it’s actually asphalt.

These are crates of fossil material that were filled back in 2008. The researchers have been carefully working through the crates since then.

These are crates of fossil material that were filled back in 2008. The researchers have been carefully working through the crates since then.

The next stop was a piece of comedy history—a long set of stairs between two streets. A Laurel and Hardy comedy called “The Music Box” had the boys trying to deliver a piano to a home at the top of the steps (of course, it turned out they could have just driven it up the other way).

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Well, this is ANOTHER fine mess you’ve gotten us into!

Well, this is ANOTHER fine mess you’ve gotten us into!

Then it was off to the Echo Park Time Travel Mart—a storefront/art installation that seems unstuck in time. Proceeds from actual products go to a local art collective.

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Right down the street is a site used by a certain TV show involving a 3 hour tour…

SKIPPERRRR!!!!

SKIPPERRRR!!!!

Finally, we returned to the hotel with a small snack from a Farmer’s Market..

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THat’ll do it for tonight. Tomorrow, we go to several miscellaneous sites for our final full day.

#beautifuldowntownburbank

Beautiful Downtown Burbank - Day 3 by Mark

Before we get into today, I did have a few more comments on Disneyland—

  • After a rainy arrival the day before, and matching weather today, our Disney day was practically perfect. It was as if Walt was defrosted and willed it into being.

  • The Disney app was surprisingly impressive. We could see line waits in real time throughput the park, avoiding a large hike to find out otherwise. Using mobile ordering, we walked up to restaurants, did a quick pickup, and sat down to enjoy.

  • I didn’t mention the Smuggler’s Run ride in Galaxy’s Edge. Very cool simulator where you control the Millennium Falcon! We were both pilots, and I put us into hyperspace.

So, onto Day 3.

After a later start, we made it out to the Paramount Studios tour.

Sunny California!

Sunny California!

Of course, we concentrated a lot on Star Trek.

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This is one of the Star Trek stages, heavily used in the 80’s and 90’s for TV and films. Shatner supposedly has an office across the street.

This is one of the Star Trek stages, heavily used in the 80’s and 90’s for TV and films. Shatner supposedly has an office across the street.

We rode a golf cart around the studio, with the guide getting in and out to give quick speeches (who got very wet).

Each stage lists the famous TV shows and movies made there. (You couldn’t take photos of the interiors).

Each stage lists the famous TV shows and movies made there. (You couldn’t take photos of the interiors).

If this parking lot seems sunken, it is. They can fill it with water to simulate oceans, ponds, etc. Note the large wall to the left, painted like the sky.

If this parking lot seems sunken, it is. They can fill it with water to simulate oceans, ponds, etc. Note the large wall to the left, painted like the sky.

Can you guess one of Paramount’s recent franchises?

Can you guess one of Paramount’s recent franchises?

These are some of Paramount’s Best Picture Oscars—all but one are duplicates made for the studios, with the other (for The Godfather) the real McCoy.

These are some of Paramount’s Best Picture Oscars—all but one are duplicates made for the studios, with the other (for The Godfather) the real McCoy.

We went across the street to Lucy’s El Adobe Cafe for some great Mexican food. This has been a hangout for musicians and celebrities for decades (no, we didn’t see one).

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Then we sloshed over to the TCL Theater (you know, the one with the famous handprints in cement) for a tour.

The ornate wall murals were painted by Keye Luke (who went onto play the old master on the TV series Kung Fu in the 70’s).

The ornate wall murals were painted by Keye Luke (who went onto play the old master on the TV series Kung Fu in the 70’s).

I knew Ladies’ Rooms were fancy! Celebrities like Jane Russell and Marilyn Munroe primped and preened there.

I knew Ladies’ Rooms were fancy! Celebrities like Jane Russell and Marilyn Munroe primped and preened there.

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Yep, it’s a BIG screen.

Yep, it’s a BIG screen.

This is the grand staircase you see when the stars go into the Dolby Theater (next the the TCL) for the Oscars. It’s also in a mall.

This is the grand staircase you see when the stars go into the Dolby Theater (next the the TCL) for the Oscars. It’s also in a mall.

Back to the hotel for fine dining.

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Well, that does it for tonight. Tomorrow, we’re going to Warner Bros stu—hold on, we’re getting an update.
Due to the Coronavirus, society is shutting down. That includes Warner Bros AND that game show where the pricing needs to be correct. As a result, we’re cutting things short on this trip.
Tomorrow, virus permitting, we’re going to the Sony Studio Tour and/or LaBrea Tarpits and/or The Hollywood Museum. Stay tuned!

Beautiful Downtown Burbank - Day 2 by Mark

Well, this was a LOOOONG but very enjoyable day.

In order to get to Disneyland before the gates opened (more on that in a moment), we left the hotel at 6:30a for a one hour trip. It actually worked out okay, since it was too early for most of the traffic (Mindy was nice enough to drive).

We arrived to find a MASSIVE parking deck, which I assume you can see from space. We parked in the “Pixel Pals” deck, then took an escalator to a tram to the gates. We managed to get through security and inside the park just in time at 8a to activate our “boarding pass”.

A Panorama shot just inside the front gates, from later in the day.

A Panorama shot just inside the front gates, from later in the day.

What is this, you ask? Well, there’s a brand new ride called Rise of the Resistance in Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge, and getting a boarding pass via your Disney app (which you can only do once you’re in the park) is the only way to get on that ride. You literally have a few minutes from gates opening in the park to getting that pass before they run out for the day. We and everyone else were frantically tapping on our phones, followed by screams as people got their passes. Amazingly, we got a pass too. We had to wait until 5p or so , but we got in.

Speaking of crowds—the Disneyland Crowd Calendar considered today to be “hey it’s alright”, one level from “ghost town”, but it seemed pretty busy to me. What Coronavirus?

Meanwhile, we saw Mary Poppins (who had her Julie Andrews impression down)…

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Went to the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room (Mindy’s favorite)…

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Went on Pirates of the Caribbean (which has now been fully Depp-ized)…

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Saw Galaxy’s Edge…

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Bought hats…

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Went on a Submarine Voyage (now taken over by Finding Nemo, so just watch the movie at home through an aquarium for the same effect)…

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Met my favorite Star Wars character…

(Timmy the Trash Can)

(Timmy the Trash Can)

and a bunch of other rides, all while eating ourselves silly.

The Rise of the Resistance was by far our favorite. Without giving too much away, there are multiple sections and rides within it, and you really feel like you’re in the movie.

Well, that’s plenty—we’re exhausted, getting back to the hotel 15 hours later. Check FB and IG for videos, or you can just wait for an upcoming FTPCB episode. Tomorrow—studio tour(s?)!

#beautifuldowntownburbank

Beautiful Downtown Burbank - Day 1 by Mark

Latitude 34.10, Longitude 118.23
North Hollywood, CA

We’ve made it to our hotel room after a day of flying from Columbus to Denver to Long Beach. If you’re wondering how the coronavirus has impacted air travel, it appears to be noticeable if not dramatic.

Here’s a shot from John Glenn Airport—but it was early.

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We managed to get our own row on the plane, if only on the first leg of the trip. We’re re-formulating our seat picking strategy for the ride back.

Long Beach is a small airport—how small? Well, we left the plane going down outside stairs. I would have taken a shot of this, but Sunny California greeted us with a cloudburst.

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The forecast shows some form of rain every day—let’s hope they are wrong.

We stopped at a Puerto Rican restaurant on the way called Mofongos for our first meal of the trip. I had a dish involving plantains, pork rinds, and pork shoulder, while Mindy had the chicken stew.

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After checking in at the hotel, we had a little time left in the day, so we went over to the Television Academy—specifically the “Hall of Fame” gallery in front.

It was SO WET in Los Angeles today--HOW WET WAS IT???

It was SO WET in Los Angeles today--HOW WET WAS IT???

The first lady of television.

The first lady of television.

My comedic idol.

My comedic idol.

The mostly-forgotten inventor of television as a technology. He was crushed by RCA and their attorneys.

The mostly-forgotten inventor of television as a technology. He was crushed by RCA and their attorneys.

A giant Emmy and a tiny Mindy.

A giant Emmy and a tiny Mindy.

OK, that’s plenty for one day. Tomorrow, we’re off to see the Mouse.
#beautifuldowntownburbank

Beautiful Downtown Burbank - Day 0 by Mark

It’s time for another trip. Last year was not the best—we spent a lot of time helping out on family medical issues including my father-in-law’s death, and we never really took a vacation just for us.

In January, Mindy sprang the idea of a California trip, specifically the Los Angeles area.  The centerpiece of the trip is seeing my favorite game show in person (you know, the one involving correct pricing), as well as Disneyland, studio tours, and general Hollywood tourism.

Looming over all of this is the Coronavirus. After consulting with my doctor (who said don’t change your life, and enjoy the trip), we’re going forward, making sure we’re taking the precautions we’ve been hearing over the last month. At this point, it looks like attractions will not be as crowded—a big plus for us.  I’ve been doing a lot of research, and I suspect we will be very busy.

Tomorrow, we’re flying to Long Beach via Denver, then off to our hotel in #BeautifulDowntownBurbank. More to come.

Lucyyyyyy….

Lucyyyyyy….

Atlanta to the Coast - Addendum by Mark

One place we didn’t make it to on the trip was Ashville, OH. We had planned to stop there, but the site would have been closed by the time we arrived.

I had read about the world’s oldest working traffic light several years ago, and our tour took us very close to it. It wasn’t until Mindy did some research that we determined it was only 25 minutes from our house!

So, we just completed a quick trip down to check it out, at Ohio’s Small Town Museum in Ashville. The manager took us on a guided tour of the place, and had a lot of interesting info. Here’s the traffic light in question. It was originally installed in 1932, and was taken down for maintenance in the 80’s. Unfortunately, the state wouldn’t let them put it back in operation, since the colorblind couldn’t use it.

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More interesting exhibits there…

A flag from around the time Ohio became the 17tth state.

A flag from around the time Ohio became the 17tth state.

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Roy Rogers worked in the town at the local cannery. He got fired for always singing on the job…

Roy Rogers worked in the town at the local cannery. He got fired for always singing on the job…

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A local theater (in the same spot as the museum), which died with the talkies.

A local theater (in the same spot as the museum), which died with the talkies.

All in all, a worthwhile jaunt to see the light and the other exhibits. That’s all, folks!